Fuck Swine Flu

Stupid human hysteria and the fear mongering media has blown this shit up making it into something it isn’t even close to becoming. Thanks again media for all the wonderful things you do!

Fuck Vampires

Stop romanticizing vampires! Our pop culture is being flooded with vampire nonsense. I think we forget about what vampires were based on. Have you ever heard of Vlad Dracula?

Fuck Twitter

Twitter sucks, won’t make any money and doesn’t have nearly the same features as other social networking giants.

Fuck Spam

How about instead of cracking down on drug dealers who provide a supply to the consistent demand for drugs we focus our efforts on those supplying useless crap to where there is no demand.

Fuck Kim Jong-Il

Why Kim Jong-Il needs to stop being a child trapped in the body of a 70 year old grandma.

Fuck Pot Prohibition

Why pot decriminalization makes sense now!

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