We get it, you’re tiny, and you want to take over the world. Why don’t you ask Napoleon how that dream of his worked out? Ok, so maybe chihuahuas have some bite, but when the bullmastiffs of the world unite to stomp you out and put your petty barks and whimpers to rest, you will be no match. So go ahead and keep pissing off the United Nations and German Shepards of the world until they decide to back you into a corner and well see if you still have the gonads to face off against the world’s superpowers.
So your big idea was to launch a satellite into space so you can broadcast N. Korean propaganda? To who? Nobody in your country has the technology capable of listening to your BS blasting satellite and no one outside your country wants to hear any crap you have to say. So I guess you can be happy knowing you can hear your ego stroking agenda being pushed to anyone within the slim radius you happen to be present in, because those are the only fools who will tune in, and only because they are afraid of the consequences if they don’t.
No one likes you, get the hint. Once China wakes up and decides not to back you up anymore then who will protect your fake empire from collapse. Even as I write this, I can’t help but wonder if you might come and detain me or have me put to death for spewing mutinous pollution about your regime over the internet, which will be overwhelmingly unseen to your country’s helpless population of 25 million. So you know what, go fuck yourself. You make Saddam Hussein look like Mother Teresea. And enough with naming your test rockets after your personal presidential dildos. Type-o-dong-1, type-o-dong-2, ever wonder why they keep failing? I’m sure it has nothing to do with your little rocket having some failure to launch issues of its own. Maybe if you were to target San Francisco with your next launch you might be able to get it up. I know how you wish you could penetrate all those gay man sluts with your over-compensating weapon of mass delusion.
So get over your daddy issues and maybe try to make a positive contribution to society and for fucks sake let your citizens pick a life for themselves and let go of this whole life goal need for everyone’s respect and attention.
PS- The whole wannabe cool grandma look isn’t working for ya. As seen here rocking the shades.
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